“Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom”

Ok so like, to me it seems that men always find this one chick, this one girl hu they obsess over for like 6months, whilst spending that 6months trying to get this one girls attention, trying to build up the confidence to ask her out, but it seems when you do like always get knocked down, but, believe me, not always, sometimes the girl of your dreams come true, and you just hope you dont wake, but most times the girl either has a boyfriend shes super in love with, worst a boyfriend who she hates but somehow is still with and last and the baitest one which is she doesnt want to ruin your “epic” friendship, which is normally bullshit cos well she doesnt no how to say u repulse me with out sounding like a prick. Do girls do the same and we just don’t know it. Well i say fuck it, go for it get shot down and then move on to the next girl of your dreams, sometimes it works sometimes it dont, but hey u can always masturbate to her facebook lol.

As a good friend requoted to me

“Those who hesitate, masturbate” lol peacers…

oh and believe me i really dont want to wake up :p

“Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying “God, I hope I don’t get swept off my feet today!” Now, she might say “This is a really bad time for me,” or something like “I just need some space,” or my personal favorite “I’m really into my career right now.” You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? ‘Cause she’s lying to you, that’s why. You understand me? Lying! It’s not a bad time for her. She doesn’t need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she’s really saying is “Uh, get away from me now,” or possibly “Try harder, stupid,” but which one is it?”

Alex Hitchens

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